Bright Side

Kadang kala bila aku frust dengan mat-mat rempit yang menunggang macam setan, pakcik-pakcik yang kopiah dan mempunyai bermacam sticker islamik di kereta tapi memandu macam retard ataupun pemandu Malaysia secara amnya  aku akan ingat kembali kata-kata Agent Smith dalam The Matrix;

 I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure. 

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Demam. Pagi tadi Sang Isteri tunjuk tiket midnite show dia beli semalam. Lone Ranger 5/7/2013. 00.00 p.m. Aku tanya kenapa tak beritau aku malam semalam. " Dah tu you demam panas meracau-racau nak makan steak" Si Isteri balas. Semalam hari special, tapi aku demam panas, mintak steak.

Aku pasti semalam penuh dengan watdafak moment, with my wife at least. Not me. According to her i was busy proposing alternative career paths for myself, apart from asking for steak every now and then. 

What a way to spend the weekend.